Monday, February 23, 2009
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Love & Sorrow
Here is a injured swallow and her condition is fatal. She was hit by a car as she swooped low across the road
Here comes the male brought her food and attended to her with love and compassion.
He brought her food again but was shocked to find her dead. He tried to move her....a rarely-seen effort for swallows!
Aware she is gone & won't return ... he cries out loud.
In the end he just stands on guard sadly .... How many people don't think animals or birds have feelings ?
Here comes the male brought her food and attended to her with love and compassion.
He brought her food again but was shocked to find her dead. He tried to move her....a rarely-seen effort for swallows!
Aware she is gone & won't return ... he cries out loud.
He continues to stand by her & calls.
In the end he just stands on guard sadly .... How many people don't think animals or birds have feelings ?
Friday, February 6, 2009
Funny Slogans
Advertisement in a Long Island Shop:
Guitar, for sale....... Cheap...........no strings attached.
Ad In Hospital Waiting Room:
Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ... One Lung At A Time!
On a bulletin board:
Success Is Relative. The more The Success, The more The Relatives.
(they will look for you..)
When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking...
I Gave Up Reading .
My Grandfather Is Eighty And Still Doesn't Need Glasses...
He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle.
You Know Your kids Have Grown Up When:
Your Daughter Begins To Put On Lipstick..
Or when your Son starts To wipe It Off.
Sign In A Bar:
'Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please do Pay In Advance.'
Sign In Driving School:
If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way.
Behind Every Great Man:
There Is A Surprised Woman.
The Reason Men Lie Is Because:
Women Ask too Many Questions.
Getting Caught:
Is The Mother Of Invention.
Laugh And The World Laughs With You,
Snore And You sleep Alone.
Sign At A Barber's Saloon In Detroit :
We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business.
A Traffic Slogan:
Don't Let Your Kids Drive If They are Not Old Enough
Or Else They Will Never Be.
Sign In A Restaurant:
All Drinking Water In This Establishment Has Been Personally Passed By The Manager.
Sign On A Famous Beauty Parlor Window:
Don't Whistle At The Girls Going Out From Here.
She May Be Your Grandmother !
Guitar, for sale....... Cheap...........no strings attached.
Ad In Hospital Waiting Room:
Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ... One Lung At A Time!
On a bulletin board:
Success Is Relative. The more The Success, The more The Relatives.
(they will look for you..)
When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking...
I Gave Up Reading .
My Grandfather Is Eighty And Still Doesn't Need Glasses...
He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle.
You Know Your kids Have Grown Up When:
Your Daughter Begins To Put On Lipstick..
Or when your Son starts To wipe It Off.
Sign In A Bar:
'Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please do Pay In Advance.'
Sign In Driving School:
If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way.
Behind Every Great Man:
There Is A Surprised Woman.
The Reason Men Lie Is Because:
Women Ask too Many Questions.
Getting Caught:
Is The Mother Of Invention.
Laugh And The World Laughs With You,
Snore And You sleep Alone.
Sign At A Barber's Saloon In Detroit :
We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business.
A Traffic Slogan:
Don't Let Your Kids Drive If They are Not Old Enough
Or Else They Will Never Be.
Sign In A Restaurant:
All Drinking Water In This Establishment Has Been Personally Passed By The Manager.
Sign On A Famous Beauty Parlor Window:
Don't Whistle At The Girls Going Out From Here.
She May Be Your Grandmother !
Thursday, February 5, 2009
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Sunday, February 1, 2009
Using Robot to Sweep the Floor
Lazy to clean or vaccum your house?
Want to own a robot that will help you do the cleaning of your house chores?
One that is intelligent and will not fall down from any edges/stairs?
One that will not miss any dirty spot on the floor?
One that will not make any noise during cleaning?
I had just purchased a new household gadget that is impossible to live without: a Floor Vacuum Robot. It is a good investment though and it makes my wife really happy.....I mean REALLY REALLY happy....
It is a cute little machine that merrily cruises around, vacuuming the carpets, the floors and rugs. It is about twelve inches in diameter and is about 3 inches tall. Not very impressive in its size as a cleaner droid, but it IS very imnpressive in its abilities.
If it finds a spots it deems as particularly dirty, it will travel in a circle right over the spot until it is cleaned. Then, it sings a quiet little victory song.
When it comes to the staircase, the sensors beneath it will prevent it from falling, it will immediately retrieve and find it's new route.
It's cleaning pattern is seemingly random until you really watch the little guy to see what he is doing. He criss-crosses the room until every inch of carpet is cleaned. This process takes about 45 minutes.
When he begins to get low on energy, he will go back to his home base to recharge.
I put the little droid on the floor, pressed his buttom indicating the beginning to a mission, heard his happy little song and he merrily continued cleaning the floor as if he had never been spanked.
I'm now started to save some money for the next dream Robot, The Floor Washing Robot. This robot preps, washes, scrubs and dries hard wood, tile and linoleum floors while you get on with life. Just fill the clean water tank with cleaning solution and water before each use, switch on and watch it goes.
♦ Standard Features:
A smart, efficient vacuum that picks up dirt, dust, pet hair and more from carpets and hard floors
Cleans the whole floor, under and around furniture and along wall edges
Automatically adjusts from carpets to hard floors and back again
Detects dirtier areas and spends more time cleaning them
Spot Clean provides quick clean-up of spills and concentrated messes
Automatically senses and avoids stairs and other drop-offs
Simple to use! Just press the Clean button and Roomba does the rest!
♦ Advanced Features:
Automatically returns to its self-charging Home Base to dock and recharge between cleanings
Improved Virtual Walls (2) tell Roomba where to clean by restricting off-limit areas now with longer battery life and streamlined design
Faster counter-rotating brushes with improved design pick up more hair and debris and are easier to remove and clean
Improved filter captures more dust and allergens while a larger bin holds more debris
Improved anti-tangle technology keeps Roomba from getting stuck on cords, carpet fringe and tassels
Improved side brush makes Roomba even more efficient at cleaning edges and corners
♦ Specification:
Package Dimensions: 20" x 17.5" x 5.5" Package Weight: 12.5 lbs
Want to own a robot that will help you do the cleaning of your house chores?
One that is intelligent and will not fall down from any edges/stairs?
One that will not miss any dirty spot on the floor?
One that will not make any noise during cleaning?
I had just purchased a new household gadget that is impossible to live without: a Floor Vacuum Robot. It is a good investment though and it makes my wife really happy.....I mean REALLY REALLY happy....
It is a cute little machine that merrily cruises around, vacuuming the carpets, the floors and rugs. It is about twelve inches in diameter and is about 3 inches tall. Not very impressive in its size as a cleaner droid, but it IS very imnpressive in its abilities.
If it finds a spots it deems as particularly dirty, it will travel in a circle right over the spot until it is cleaned. Then, it sings a quiet little victory song.
When it comes to the staircase, the sensors beneath it will prevent it from falling, it will immediately retrieve and find it's new route.
It's cleaning pattern is seemingly random until you really watch the little guy to see what he is doing. He criss-crosses the room until every inch of carpet is cleaned. This process takes about 45 minutes.
When he begins to get low on energy, he will go back to his home base to recharge.
I put the little droid on the floor, pressed his buttom indicating the beginning to a mission, heard his happy little song and he merrily continued cleaning the floor as if he had never been spanked.
I'm now started to save some money for the next dream Robot, The Floor Washing Robot. This robot preps, washes, scrubs and dries hard wood, tile and linoleum floors while you get on with life. Just fill the clean water tank with cleaning solution and water before each use, switch on and watch it goes.
♦ Standard Features:
A smart, efficient vacuum that picks up dirt, dust, pet hair and more from carpets and hard floors
Cleans the whole floor, under and around furniture and along wall edges
Automatically adjusts from carpets to hard floors and back again
Detects dirtier areas and spends more time cleaning them
Spot Clean provides quick clean-up of spills and concentrated messes
Automatically senses and avoids stairs and other drop-offs
Simple to use! Just press the Clean button and Roomba does the rest!
♦ Advanced Features:
Automatically returns to its self-charging Home Base to dock and recharge between cleanings
Improved Virtual Walls (2) tell Roomba where to clean by restricting off-limit areas now with longer battery life and streamlined design
Faster counter-rotating brushes with improved design pick up more hair and debris and are easier to remove and clean
Improved filter captures more dust and allergens while a larger bin holds more debris
Improved anti-tangle technology keeps Roomba from getting stuck on cords, carpet fringe and tassels
Improved side brush makes Roomba even more efficient at cleaning edges and corners
♦ Specification:
Package Dimensions: 20" x 17.5" x 5.5" Package Weight: 12.5 lbs
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