Saturday, January 31, 2009
Celebrate Chinese New Year 2009
Chinese New Year starts with the New Moon on the first day of the new year and ends on the full moon 15 days later. The 15th day of the new year is called the Lantern Festival, which is celebrated at night with lantern displays and children carrying lanterns in a parade.
The Chinese calendar is based on a combination of lunar and solar movements. The lunar cycle is about 29.5 days. In order to "catch up" with the solar calendar the Chinese insert an extra month once every few years (seven years out of a 19-yearcycle). This is the same as adding an extra day on leap year. This is why, according to the solar calendar, the Chinese New Year falls on a different date each year.
New Year's Eve and New Year's Day are celebrated as a family affair, a time of reunion and thanksgiving. The celebration was traditionally highlighted with a religious ceremony given in honor of Heaven and Earth, the gods of the household and the family ancestors.
The sacrifice to the ancestors, the most vital of all the rituals, united the living members with those who had passed away. Departed relatives are remembered with great respect because they were responsible for laying the foundations for the fortune and glory of the family.
The presence of the ancestors is acknowledged on New Year's Eve with a dinner arranged for them at the family banquet table. The spirits of the ancestors, together with the living, celebrate the onset of the New Year as one great community. The communal feast called "surrounding the stove" or weilu. It symbolizes family unity and honors the past and present generations
Friday, January 23, 2009
Malaysian Style
Legend has it that George Washington, America's first president, chopped down a cherry tree in his youth. George gives the tree a good swing and chops it down with an axe . His father sees the damaged tree and asks his son if he knows who did the deed. George is quoted bravely admitting the truth :- "I can't tell a lie, Pa; you know I can't tell a lie. I did cut it with my axe."
This is a satire of how some Malaysian politicians circa 2008 may have reacted to the question :-
PM Badawi - I did not cut down the tree, I was just taking a nap underneath it.
Najib - I swear that I have never MET that tree.
Hishamuddin- ... but I only own a keris, not axe, how to cut down the tree.
Dr.M - Apa nama cherry tree, I chopped it down because, I don't like the idea of Pak lah sleeping under it.
Chua Soi Lek - Yes it was me, I resign as caretaker of this orchard.
VK Lingam - It could be me, it might have been me but I don't think it's me.
Anwar Ibrahim - I DID NOT do it, and I am not giving any DNA samples for you to plant on the axe handle.
Khir Toyo - the new state government should just trim the grass and not waste time asking who cut the tree.
Ahmad Said (Terengganu MB)- I chopped it because cherry trees are more expensive to maintain than durian trees.
Azalina Othman - The cherry tree is not included under my tourism MOU so I cut it down. Besides there were unauthorized signboards put up around the tree.
Shabery Cheek - I challenge you to a debate on tree cutting.
Samy Velu - I chopped it because HINDRAF members were using it as a meeting point
Wira Ali Rustam - We have planted durian trees for 50 years and we will plant them for another 50 years, we do not need cherry trees, apple trees, pear trees and all these other foreign trees.
Rais Yatim - you must see the bigger picture, Ahmad said cherry trees are expensive to maintain, Ali Rustan said that they are against our national identity and I needed to test my new axe, so you see- it's a WIN-WIN situation all around.
Shahrir Samad - I cut the tree because we could no longer afford to subsidize it.
Karpal Singh - The bigfoot creature did it.
Bung Mokhtar - The big monkey did it
Pandikar Amin Mulia - There is nothing in the standing orders against chopping cherry trees, Kinabatangan duduk, Bukit Gelugor duduk.sit down.
Khairy Jamaluddin - I did not do it, neither did the mat rempits. By the way, what's a cherry tree ?
Lim Kit Siang - In response to Khairy - cherry tree also you don't know, you are an insult to Oxford.
Nazri Aziz - racist, racist, racist, when we cut down durian trees nobody made a fuss.
Malaysian Citizens - oh for heavens sake! Somebody plant something before we all starve to death.
I think you should use your brain rather than your feet to think and talk. This is previously call Tanah Melayu but now is call Malaysia so that should not be Bumiputra or non-Bumiputra because most of us was born here...I born as Malaysian and I died as Malaysian... Malaysia for MALAYSIAN...We love this country as much as you love it... WE ARE MALAYSIAN and not Bumi or non-Bumi...FULL STOP...
This is a satire of how some Malaysian politicians circa 2008 may have reacted to the question :-
PM Badawi - I did not cut down the tree, I was just taking a nap underneath it.
Najib - I swear that I have never MET that tree.
Hishamuddin- ... but I only own a keris, not axe, how to cut down the tree.
Dr.M - Apa nama cherry tree, I chopped it down because, I don't like the idea of Pak lah sleeping under it.
Chua Soi Lek - Yes it was me, I resign as caretaker of this orchard.
VK Lingam - It could be me, it might have been me but I don't think it's me.
Anwar Ibrahim - I DID NOT do it, and I am not giving any DNA samples for you to plant on the axe handle.
Khir Toyo - the new state government should just trim the grass and not waste time asking who cut the tree.
Ahmad Said (Terengganu MB)- I chopped it because cherry trees are more expensive to maintain than durian trees.
Azalina Othman - The cherry tree is not included under my tourism MOU so I cut it down. Besides there were unauthorized signboards put up around the tree.
Shabery Cheek - I challenge you to a debate on tree cutting.
Samy Velu - I chopped it because HINDRAF members were using it as a meeting point
Wira Ali Rustam - We have planted durian trees for 50 years and we will plant them for another 50 years, we do not need cherry trees, apple trees, pear trees and all these other foreign trees.
Rais Yatim - you must see the bigger picture, Ahmad said cherry trees are expensive to maintain, Ali Rustan said that they are against our national identity and I needed to test my new axe, so you see- it's a WIN-WIN situation all around.
Shahrir Samad - I cut the tree because we could no longer afford to subsidize it.
Karpal Singh - The bigfoot creature did it.
Bung Mokhtar - The big monkey did it
Pandikar Amin Mulia - There is nothing in the standing orders against chopping cherry trees, Kinabatangan duduk, Bukit Gelugor duduk.sit down.
Khairy Jamaluddin - I did not do it, neither did the mat rempits. By the way, what's a cherry tree ?
Lim Kit Siang - In response to Khairy - cherry tree also you don't know, you are an insult to Oxford.
Nazri Aziz - racist, racist, racist, when we cut down durian trees nobody made a fuss.
Malaysian Citizens - oh for heavens sake! Somebody plant something before we all starve to death.
I think you should use your brain rather than your feet to think and talk. This is previously call Tanah Melayu but now is call Malaysia so that should not be Bumiputra or non-Bumiputra because most of us was born here...I born as Malaysian and I died as Malaysian... Malaysia for MALAYSIAN...We love this country as much as you love it... WE ARE MALAYSIAN and not Bumi or non-Bumi...FULL STOP...
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